Saturday, March 20, 2010

We love Hell

Of course, we're talking about Hell Pizza, the most awesome pizza chain ever. Here, in no particular order, are all the reasons we love Hell.

1. All of Hell's pizzas have clever names like Greed, Sloth, and Lust.

2. Hell's website has little devils running around with pitchforks. You can pick them up by clicking on them, then drag them up to the top of the page and drop them back down again. Ordering pizza online has never been so much fun: try it!

3. The kids who work at hell wear black and have pierced faces. It's what you imagine real hell would look like.

4. This billboard we saw when we visited in 2006:

Bush too evil for hell5. The pizza tastes really good.

6. If there are any leftovers, which is rare unless you have a fetus taking up the space where your stomach should be, you can keep it in Hell's very cleverly designed to-go box. Here is my left over Purgatory pizza in the pizza box. I've started to detach around the perforated edges:
leftoversAnd when all folded up:

pizza coffinA pizza coffin! Love it.

7. We like buying stuff from people who are funny and clever.

7 comments:

  1. They are a great company! Have you had the dessert pizzas?

    We found out about them when they put money off vouchers through our letterbox. When we used said voucher (free double pizza if we spent over $10), they then sent us another voucher, this time in the form of a cheque for $10 from the Bank of Hell.

    They have got the *best* marketing person ever!

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  2. mmm dessert pizza. haven't tried it yet. we need to get some of that. :)

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  3. Just remember to hold it flat - our guy delivered it "on edge" and all the topping had flowed to one side of the box!

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  4. Hi, if you ring the store, I can look into your order and see which driver delivered your Dessert Pizza. Maybe needs some retraining in order not to deliver on the edge!! Promise we will be gentle. Robin

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  5. I also have experienced the delights of Hell Pizza, and felt inclined to mention them in a blog post too! As well as Burger Fuel and Murder Burger!
    http://www.escapetonz.co.uk/?p=444

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  6. u people are all fat arent u

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  7. Hey Robin - definitely no need on the retraining - the poor guy was incredibly flustered that he'd not been able to find our house! I think it was the last dash from where he'd parked when he'd finally found it :-)

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